“A Summary of President Barry Glassner’s Inauguration”
Important People:
This institution is a paragon of the
multiplicity of holistic pedagogy
the academy is integral to the stimu
Barry Glassner
the optimal soc
important
noble
Mayor Sam Adams:
Lewis & Clark is
part of the city
of Portland
(…I didn’t really
write a speech…)
Ombudsperson Valerie White:
Like the children in Mary Poppins
placing an ad for a nanny, we
wanted it all. And in Barry,
we got it all.
Grad Student Body President:
THE WORLD IS ENDING
BARRY WATCHU GONNA DO?!
President Barry Glassner:
BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN.
Reception:
yes quite
delightful
lovely just lovely
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